Uncanny

Shit happens.

I got a call today from a school friend who had a hatrick of whacked news to hit me with.

1. A classmate of mine from school, supposedly (more than that actually..) a prodigy with a deadly IQ of over 180 has been sentenced to a term of 16 years in jail. Yes. You read that right. He's currently in the US doing a course on I-dunno-what and has been granted an extension before he begins hs time behind bars. He got caught dealing in acid.
   
2. A second classmate of mine, who got married just last year went through a divorce a month back. They say it was expected.
   
3. A third victim, suffered a seizure a week back. He nearly swallowed his own tongue in the process.

What the hell is going on?